Steven Seagal:
Belly Of The Beast. Probably going to be the same as the new one that's coming out:
Prince Of Pistols. And Prince Of Pistols.Mercenary For Justice, Half Past Dead, Into The Sun, Exit Wounds, Shadow Man, Submerged, et al.
Works for the CIA (Of course) Has a daughter who's kidnapped, long time friend turns out to work for the enemy (another reused plot device) (the plot of at least three other movies) chops and shoots his way out of all situations. Shows much less emotion than other movies—which range from wooden to petrified wooden, so you can imagine what his range is in this one.
What can I say? It is what it is.
Here is the Steven Seagal movie plot and title generator. You can't go wrong.http://www.trhonline.com/seagal/If people hit the reload button on their computer, they'll generate a new plot and movie title each time.
Only one inaccuracy: Seagal can't get any high calibre actors to co-star in his movies anymore.
The Libertine. Johnny Depp. This movie shows that chain smoking Kentuckian can act.
Libertines were fellas who didn't let religion, law and morality get in the way of them having a good time. So as you can imagine, anything goes with these guys. The
Marquis De Sade was a libertine. Enough said.
The movie is about the Duke of Rochester who wrote a play to give to King Charles II of England when the French Ambassador came to smooth over bad relations between the two countries. The play was called "Signior Dildo" and the play features a bunch of female nymphs running around the stage with huge wooden dildos. The audience were given wooden dildos for their pleasure and naturally the king was mortified and stopped the play in it's tracks. The Duke died of syphilis six months later.
I thought: this can't be true. Sure enough, it was. Historically accurate. All of it.